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1Ask Oak anything! Empty Ask Oak anything! Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:30 pm

Professor Oak

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Alright then.

Ask me any question, and I will proceed in answering it.

Any attempt to get any personal information will result in a severe punishment.

Anyone answering questions other than me in this thread gets their post deleted.

Go.

2Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:33 pm

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lol Steve
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
If you cannot answer this, I will personally throw you into the Gorge of Eternal Peril

3Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:25 pm

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The answer to your question, WickedFrost, is a simple one.

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on the amount of weight upon said swallow's back.

However, the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow is 9001 mph.

For all those expecting a proper answer, one must remember that this is the spam forum.

4Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:03 pm

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[flash(56,445)]Lol, oak how do you know that the "wind velocity of a swellow is 90001?[/flash]

https://moonriseforums.darkbb.com/

5Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:50 pm

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Over 9001, not 90001. The joke is the in the Internet meme: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! for any retards out there.

And that would be because Swellow is the fastest Normal/Flying type Pokemon in the metagame, at Base 125 Speed.
In RSE, it held the Base 125 Speed group by itself. In DP, Weavile and Darkrai joined it.

The only Pokemon faster are Deoxys (Speed Form); Ninjask; Deoxys (Attack and Normal forms); Electrode; and Aerodactyl, Crobat, Jolteon and Mewtwo, at Base 180, 160, 150, 140 and 130 Speeds respectively.

Another interesting fact is that the fastest additions to the metagame in DPP are the previously mentioned Darkrai and Weavile, along with the new Shaymin Sky Form.

Proir to RSE, Electrode was the fastest Pokemon in the game. The Base 130 Speed group has remained the same for all 4 generations, with the exception of Crobat, who was added in GSC.

Again mentioning Weavile, the fastest Not Fully Evolved Pokemon in the metagame (DP) is Sneasel, at Base 115 Speed. Prior to DP, Kadabra has held the top NFE spot at Base 105 Speed.

On the opposite side of the scale, Shuckle is the single slowest Pokemon, with only Munchlax being a late addition to the Base 5 Speed group. Prior to the addition of Shuckle, in RBY, Slowpoke lived up to his name, then being the sole holder of the Base 15 Speed tier. The slowest fully evolved Pokemon in RBY (where Shuckle was not the slowest due to not existing) were Slowbro, Snorlax, Parasect and Lickitung. Slowbro and Snorlax lived up to their names, whilst the weight of the mushroom and tongue must have slowed down Parasect and Lickitung respectively.

Wow, I seemed to have rambled about Speed here. Still, I answered your question in the first couple of lines, Lionheart.
One other point: I deleted your double post.

6Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:11 am

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[nub]SCOTT YOU'RE A NUB
I said SWALLOW Not Swellow
And the real answer is actually a question
"African or European?"
[/nub]

7Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:42 pm

Professor Oak

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I refer you to one of the first lines in my original answer post:

The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow depends on the amount of weight upon said swallow's back.

You also fail to realise that this is a joke topic. It is in the general spam forum.

You must also remember that I am a Pokemon Professor, so my knowledge on Pokemon is much higher than that of anything else.

8Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:40 pm

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Alright a Trivial Pursuit question then.

What 1990s fad was inspired by creator Satoshi Tajiri's childhood bug-swapping habit?

If you don't get this, I personally am allowed to slap you across the face.

9Ask Oak anything! Empty Re: Ask Oak anything! Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:23 pm

Professor Oak

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This sucks hard.

Posts of mine are evaporating because of the "hacking".

It's Pokemon.

The default names for the hero and rival are Satoshi and Shigeru in Japanese respectively, in honour of Tajiri-san and Mr Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto. They are also the names for Ash and Gary in the anime.

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